Here is a glimpse of what I live with.... I love Dan. He makes me laugh.
Julia was yelling in the car and he turned around, looked at her (with a serious face) and said, "No wonder Tigers eat their young".
After Julia climbed in the dryer, To me: "Aren't you going to turn it on?"
Me: "No. That's not safe".
Dan: "I would if she was older... like two."
Dan: " Wouldn't you do it to Audrey (our 4 year old niece)? Jenna (His sister) would laugh".
Me: "Um... No, kids in dryers aren't funny."